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The Onion’s take on Wedding Photography
12 months ago

The Onion’s take on Wedding Photography

We wanted to feature a humorous tongue-in-cheek article from the satirical news site, the Onion. Titled Wedding Photographer Keeps Calling Bride’s Parents ‘Mom’ And ‘Dad’, this article exposes the …
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Canine Wedding Videographer? Yes, Please!
1 year ago

Canine Wedding Videographer? Yes, Please!

“Here, Dingo! Here boy! Who’s a good boy?!? Shoot this wedding – here’s a doggie biscuit!”

Run down the list of possible persons, or combinations of persons, that you can might reasonably …
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Star Wars Wedding Ideas
1 year ago

Star Wars Wedding Ideas

Well, the newest entry in the Star Wars saga debuted last week. (If that was news to you, don’t tell anybody—we promise not to tell, either.) And, predictably, with the …
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Matt Damon Loses $500 to Bad Photographer
2 years ago

Matt Damon Loses $500 to Bad Photographer

Matt Damon falls victim to an unscrupulous “photographer” whose deceptive marketing had led Damon to believe he would be made to “look like a celebrity.”

In keeping with the kind …
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Fools Do Art (Using Office Supplies and a Cell Phone)
2 years ago

Fools Do Art (Using Office Supplies and a Cell Phone)

Fools rush in. Fools and their money are soon parted. Fools do art. Wait, what?

Here’s the thing. We feel like we know you people pretty well. We’ve got you …
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Bride Takes Bad Honeymoon Photos with Cheap Camera, Gets Mad
2 years ago

Bride Takes Bad Honeymoon Photos with Cheap Camera, Gets Mad

We heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from Michael Zhang around the campfire (over at PetaPixel).

What follows is a true story: …
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